Hello? Is this thing on?

Boo.

I know. Weird, right?

I keep having grand ideas of blogging regularly. I have great plans of all the wonderful posts I'll write. I even write half of them in my head while I'm traveling here or there or doing this and that, but hm...they just don't ever seem to make it to the computer.

I DO have a fancy new iPad, that maybe I'll find some time to write on though.

Baby and I are just about to depart on a very special vacation with some very special friends. I can't wait. It'll be our first time to travel with them and we'll be exploring Hungary, Bosnia & Herzegovina, and Croatia.

Unfortunately I just realized that Ms. Maddie's birthday will occur while I'm gone. WHAT A BAD BAD MOTHER. And just after the lovely babies gave me a VERY nice Mother's Day present. I think that just means that I need to plan a super duper special birthday party after my return, right? Maybe her 2 years, 1 month birthday?? With lots of diamonds to make up for missing the 2 year mark?? Right?

Anyway, one of the reasons I was FINALLY inspired to write ANYTHING on this silly little blog is that last week I was lucky enough to hang out with these two lovely ladies during a business trip! How fucking lucky am I? I really want to just put Kris in my pocket and take her home with me. And Kim's rack. Holy shit. I mean seriously, you wanted to make out with them when you opened that picture didn't you? I sure as hell did.

I only have one other issue with vacation, by the way, how in the fucking HELL am I going to survive for 17 days with out my BOCADO fix? the burger and the pimento cheese sandwich are fucking to die for. I wonder if I could convince Chef Todd to overnight me dinner once I get to Hungary/Bosnia/Croatia and find out I can't/won't eat any of the food there? (Seafood much Croatia??). Don't worry - I am still holding out that during our vacation we'll be pleasantly surprised by a significant Mediterranean influence on the food (instead of the disgusting crap we found while traveling in Romania) - and I'll have the delicious grilled chicken and veggies that we found in Greece and Turkey during our wedding and honeymoon. If not, I'm prepared to eat bread people. I mean, surely they can accommodate a vegetarian if the chicken is not fit for consumption (like in Costa Rica where I was pretty sure it was iguana?)? right? You KNOW I don't eat any other meat when traveling outside the US anyway. It sucks being a picky little bitch. If I weren't me, I'd slap me.

ANYWAY.

Creating all those links to my photo albums above REALLY drives home the fact that I do NOT take photos anymore. What. The. Fuck. ETK - get the fuck on that. NOW.

You know the hard part about blogging? Well, it's the fact that EVERYTHING is on Twitter & Facebook, so what do I have to add here? To do anything different it'd have to be thoughtful and interesting and who the hell has time for that? Well, other than the ever so damn amazing writer, Kris, of course.

Ok people, I'm going to make a new resolution to myself - I'm going to write AT LEAST one blog post a month. And it's NOT going to be a recap of whatever I put on Twitter/Facebook. Mkay?

I'm going to start with vacation. I'll be uber-connected all through vacation anyway. So I'll get on that shit.

Have you missed me?